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“Love is painful, see?”

It’s the 4th Annual reposting of what was an instant classic. Four years ago my first born (now 13) blessed us with a poem that I vowed to re-visit on an annual basis.

Compliments of Jack, my little boy genius & obvious Casanova-in-training:

“I love you, I love you, I love you so much, if I were a dart frog, I’d give you a touch.
 
If I were a boxer, I’d give you a punch. If you were a sandwich, I’d eat you for lunch.
 
If you were a paper I’d tear you apart. If you were a toy I’d sell you at Wal-Mart.
 
I love you the way a dog loves a cat, I love you the way a ball loves a bat.
 
If love was money, you’d be a nickel. If love was vegetables you’d be a pickle.
 
If you were a sink, I’d give you a clog. If you were a chew toy I’d give you to my dog.
 
I love you, I love you, I love you so much, but if we go together we’ll have to go Dutch.
 
I thought that some day we’d be under the steeple, but for now we should see other people.”

 

(For all you Hallmark representatives out there, I’m claiming copyright privileges – don’t make me come after you.)

The point of the post today? Don’t be fooled by the words, there’s a lot of love under there somewhere.

Happy Valentine’s Day ~

 

Talent Acquisition Executive, team-builder, and full-time dreamweaver. Creative Director, Content Designer, Writer, Speaker, Entrepreneur, terrible golfer, lover of The Art of War & Texas Hold 'Em.

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